Tea For Daddy:
One day my mother
Was out and my dad
Was in charge of me.
I was maybe 2 1/2 years old
And had just recovered
From an accident.
Someone had given me
A little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift
And it was one of my favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room
Engrossed in the evening news
When I brought Daddy a
Little cup of ‘tea’,
Which was just water.
After several cups of tea
And lots of praise for such yummy tea,
My Mom came home.
My Dad made her wait in the living room
To watch me bring him a cup of tea,
Because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’
My Mom waited, and sure enough,
Here I come down the hall with
A cup of tea for Daddy
And she watches him drink it up.
Then she says,
(as only a mother would know… 🙂
“Did it ever occur to you that
The only place she can reach
To get water is the toilet?”PRICELESS.
Performance Vs Position
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates.Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.
God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?
The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!
God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven …
Now it is the priest’s turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice.
I am Pope’s Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.
God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven …
‘Just a minute,’ says the agonized Priest. ‘How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who’s spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?’
‘Results my friend, results,’ shrugs God.
‘While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED’
“It’s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.
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