Tea For Daddy:

 

One day my mother

Was out and my dad

Was in charge of me.

I was maybe 2 1/2 years old

And had just recovered

From an accident.

Someone had given me

A little ‘tea set’ as a get-well gift

And it was one of my favorite toys.

Daddy was in the living room

Engrossed in the evening news

When I brought Daddy a

 Little cup of ‘tea’,

Which was just water.

After several cups of tea

And lots of praise for such yummy tea,

My Mom came home.

My Dad made her wait in the living room

To watch me bring him a cup of tea,

Because it was ‘just the cutest thing!’

My Mom waited, and sure enough,

Here I come down the hall with

A cup of tea for Daddy

And she watches him drink it up.

Then she says,

(as only a mother would know… :)

“Did it ever occur to you that

The only place she can reach

To get water is the toilet?”
 
PRICELESS.

 

Performance Vs Position

 
A Priest dies & is awaiting his turn in line at the Heaven’s Gates.

Ahead of him is a guy, fashionably dressed, in dark sun glasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket & jeans.

God asks him: Please tell me who are you, so that I may know whether to admit you into the kingdom of Heaven or not?

The guy replies: I am Pandi, Auto driver from Chennai!

God consults his ledger, smiles & says to Pandi: Please take this silken robe & gold scarf & enter the Kingdom of Heaven …

Now it is the priest’s turn. He stands erect and speaks out in a booming voice.

I am Pope’s Assistant so & so, Head Priest of the so & so Church for the last 40 years.

God consults his ledger & says to the Priest: Please take this cotton robe & enter the Kingdom of Heaven …

‘Just a minute,’ says the agonized Priest. ‘How is it that a foul mouthed, rash driving Auto Driver is given a Silken robe & a Golden scarf and me, a Priest, who’s spent his whole life preaching your Name & goodness has to make do with a Cotton robe?’

‘Results my friend, results,’ shrugs God.

‘While you preached, people SLEPT; but when he drove his Auto, people PRAYED’

“It’s PERFORMANCE & not POSITION that ultimately counts.

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